Beyoncé’s 50 Best Songs get ranked
With the release of Lemonade just one week and one billion think pieces ago, Beyoncé infused an already astonishingly robust catalog of music with 12 new masterpieces
to shore up her status as this generation’s singular musical icon.
(Fight me on this and fear the wrath of the Illuminati. Or, worse, the BeyHive.)
Since
2003, Beyoncé has released six solo albums, peppering her discography
with assorted singles that have appeared on movie soundtracks, greatest
hits releases, or, sometimes, just the damn Internet for the hell of it.
That’s over 175 songs. That translates to more than 700 minutes of
brilliance. Nearly 12 consecutive hours of near-perfection. Taking into
account infinite re-listens, that’s years of happiness in our ears, all
courtesy of Queen B.
And
what do you do when you work for the Internet, the industry’s most
influential artist drops a flawless new album on you, and Beyoncé has
been in your earbuds so long that it’s now actually her vibrato that
pumps your heart, and not any cardiovascular biology? You rank those
songs, of course.
Am I an
expert on Beyoncé? I’m better than that: I’m a goddamn fan. I’m also
worse than that: I’m a goddamn fan with an Internet outlet. The Daily
Beast is my megaphone, and I am shouting my opinions through it—my
opinions on what the 50 best Beyoncé songs are.
(The first 25 come with written justifications. The bottom half you get for free. And the Lemonade songs are currently unavailable to include here. Blame Jay Z.)
The
metrics: the quality of the song, the cultural resonance, the
significance in Beyoncé’s career, and my rather baseless reasons for
liking or disliking it. The list is definitive, both because of my
certitude in my picks and because that reads better in a headline.
And so here I am, strapping on my red kitten heels, shaking my hair out, and strutting fiercely
into the firing squad. You can’t rank Beyoncé’s songs and not spark a
little bit of outrage. Hell, this is Beyoncé. It’s a lot of outrage.
What have I done? Oh god.
This piece is my suicide note.
1. “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
Sometimes
a song is a metaphorical call to the dance floor. Sometimes it is a
literal one. “Single Ladies,” opening with a hypnotizing drum beat and a
summoning of “All the single ladies,” is both. The verses are funky and
polished, sassy and proud. Her vocals are positively jubilant. The
hook: humongous. There are songs that are catchy, and then ubiquitous,
and then stale. And then there is “Single Ladies,” a rhythmic earworm
that never wears out its welcome, no matter how many weddings make it
the “bouquet toss” soundtrack. It’s the rare kind of empowerment
anthem—one that demands respect and acknowledgement of worth while being
unabashed about the desire to be in love and get married. Guys, it’s
the perfect pop song.
2. “Countdown”
The third single from 4
was never the commercial hit it deserved to be. Sampling Boyz II Men’s
“Uhh Ahh,” it’s a hodgepodge of genres—funk, hip-hop, a little bit of
reggae, a lot of uptempo R&B—while somehow escaping the tonal
cacophony that tended to plague Bey’s earlier efforts. Instead, it rides
a frantic club beat to a cohesive, purely pop anthem. Zany and
frenetic, it was perfectly suited for the age of YouTube, becoming viral
video fodder in its own right. “Countdown” is powerful, flirty, and an
addicting testament to Bey’s whirlwind ambition.
3. “Formation”
It’s
hard to zoom out and take an objective view on “Formation” when its
power, its significance at this zenith of Beyoncé’s career, and, most
importantly, its current cultural necessity demands sharp focus. And
it’s hard to judge the song “Formation” without calling on the searing
commentary from its water cooler atomic boom of a video. But “Formation”
is a triumph of an artist owning her roots and her blackness,
celebrating her sexual power, inciting political action, and giving
unapologetic middle fingers to critics. The video and the song work in
tandem to accomplish that. Lyrically, it’s her most quotable song
yet—“hot sauce in my bag,” “black Bill Gates in the making,” “I
slay”—but it’s not song lyrics we’re quoting; it’s chants of a movement.
4. “Crazy In Love” featuring Jay Z
Those
horns. The blaring, the vamping, the fire: they’re a veritable brass
hype machine. They crescendo, and they unleash Beyoncé. The rest of the
song is a tornado of sound—the staccato sing-along of the “uh oh uh oh
uh oh oh no no” is the pop version of a catwalk, leading the way to that
sonic maelstrom of a chorus. It’s what pop stars should be, but too
rarely are: absolutely thrilling.
5. “Irreplaceable”
The
best of Beyoncé’s songs don’t have choruses or refrains as much as they
have catchphrases. Mottos even. When she blends melody and message she
doesn’t get a song stuck in your head; she gets it lodged in your heart,
your spirit, your soul. “To the left, to the left,” “You must not know
’bout me”: they’re lyrics, but they’re also therapy. “Irreplaceable” is
the most effective example of the common theme in her work: breakups
don’t break you. They can fix you. They can make you better. It’s
radio-friendliness, too, is an unshakable example of what Beyoncé does
better than anyone: blend a certain pop sunniness and warmth with a
steely defiance.
6. “Flawless (Remix)” featuring Nicki Minaj
Beyoncé
masters. She polishes. She perfects. She makes things flawless, which
is why the brilliance of her “Flawless” remix with Nicki Minaj is its
fearless flinging into imperfection. It’s a hip-hop pas de deux
of slinking, salivating dominance, with Bey and Minaj celebrating
hubris, aggression, femininity, self-awareness, and, despite the title,
flaws. Together, they turn all the braggadocio of “Flawless” into
something we mere mortals can embrace as a relatable daily affirmation.
Naturally, “Flawless” became the soundtrack to the selfie: “I woke up
like this.” And Minaj’s carnal, mic drop delivery is the best she’s been
since “Monster.” As a whole, it’s a startling hell-raiser, made for us
all to dance in the fire.
7. “Ring the Alarm”
Intensity, aggression, and even anger—particularly from the woman scorned—have stalked most of Beyoncé’s career, peaking with Lemonade.
Throughout, though, Bey has never played the part of the psychopath, or
stumbled into any misogynistic cliché about what it means to be an
angry woman or a woman seeking revenge. Instead, and beginning with
“Ring the Alarm,” she’s turned these elements—this impassioned rage—into
affirmations of your self-worth. From the siren that serves as the
song’s entry point, she’s both demanding your attention and firing off a
warning: “You ain’t never seen a fire like the one I’mma cause.”
8. “XO”
By the time Beyoncé
jolted the world awake with its surprise release in December 2013—a
time when a surprise release wasn’t yet the most unsurprising thing an
artist could do—the singer had perfected the dance track, developed the
formula for the crossover radio hit, made the brilliant hip-hop song,
made the brilliant pop song, and made the brilliant emotional ballad,
each many times over. “XO,” quite unexpectedly, was her foray into the
stadium rock anthem. Epic in scale with its quiet verses and booming
chorus, its call-and-response refrain was made for the arena. Here,
she’s not tugging your heartstrings. She’s not beckoning you to the
club. She’s giving you goosebumps. “XO” is a love letter to being in
love, delivered as an adrenaline rush. It’s Beyoncé gone U2. And that
is, strangely, a much more beautiful thing than it sounds.
9. “Love on Top”
Listen
to Beyoncé and you can hear a second coming of Michael Jackson, an
artist who owes much of her sound and vocal styling to the likes of
Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston, and Prince. The pleasure of “Love on
Top” is its gleeful embrace of the 1980s vibe from which she was
birthed, almost a pop deconstruction of an artist in her modern prime to
the pieces that made her who she became. The easy danceability—you
could even call it boogieness—of the beat is the aural version of the
smile you wear while grooving to it. But everything takes a backseat to
the forceful, yet effortless, vocal marathon Bey runs as she climbs her
way through four key changes, climaxing with girly, positively joyful
whistle notes from an artist singing hosannas of love.
10. “Sorry”
The beauty of “Sorry,” one of a handful of standout Lemonade
tracks that could have capped off this Top 10, is the way it interplays
between its cheekiness and taking itself so seriously. The drawl with
which she shrugs “I ain’t sorry” and her flippant instructions “middle
fingers up” give the track’s unapologetic undercurrent a playful
overtone. But the heartache in the song’s mix of jealousy, hurt,
disappointment, and, ultimately, defiance is no joke. By the time she
concludes, with shades of both heartbreak and obstinacy, “He only want
me when I’m not here / He better call Becky with the good hair” she’s
mastered the balance of confession and performance she’s built her
career on. Is the song really about Jay Z cheating on her, and is Becky a
real person? Or is she simply dramatizing gossip reports about her
marriage in order to make a more universal point about betrayal? She’s
not answering. And she ain’t sorry.
11. “Partition”
Beyoncé
is sex. It’s a defining element of her aesthetic, something that she
owns, exploits on her own terms, celebrates on her own terms, and, in a
bit of empowering confidence, flaunts the hell out of. Beyoncé,
however, marked a turning point. The star isn’t just sexy, she’s
sexual—and no more so than on “Partition.” It’s chock-full of both
wordplay and filth. And not filth in a crass way. In a sex-positive,
freeing way. For the first time, she rabble-rouses—“He Monica Lewinsky’d
all on my gown” certainly raised eyebrows. But the thrusting pace at
which she delivers lyrics like “I sneezed on the beat and the beat
sicker” heralds a confident debut as singing ripper, throwing down
harder and harder until the song climaxes itself. With “Partition,” it’s
clear that Bey’s not performing sexuality anymore. She’s embodying it,
living it.
12. “Get Me Bodied”
Perhaps predicting that she would be the
ubiquitous presence on workout playlists for the next decade and then
some, Beyoncé gifts us her own version of an aerobics class on the B’Day
standout “Get Me Bodied.” The beat is perfectly paced to keep your
heart rate up, Bey herself serving as your personal trainer, taking the
megaphone to deliver—with a bit of manic, yet impressive, vocal
gymnastics—your workout instructions. She’s equal parts militaristic and
playful, percussively singing over a Swizz Beatz production that will
take you from your Lululemons to your Louboutins, with “Get Me Bodied”
translating to the club as perfectly as it works in the gym.
13. “End of Time”
“End
of Time” is one of those musical sampler platters that Bey loves to
serve up—here’s a little funk, a little jazz, and, whoa, even some
EDM?—that works more because of how weird and unique it is. The sheer
scale of “End of Time” makes it no wonder that it often serves as a
major production set piece of her live shows, including her epic Super
Bowl halftime performance. She sprints through sing-speak interludes,
relishes in the booming brass sections, and smirks her way through
lyrics that sweetly pledge eternal devotion. A promise like that
warrants the song’s grandness.
14. “Halo”
Some
people prefer Beyoncé’s ballads when she’s rawer, when the emotion
seems so guttural and personal you might actually think that someone as
poised and polished as Queen B is actually feeling something. “Halo” is
not that, and, honestly, probably better for it. It is top to bottom produced.
Every swell, every bridge, every pause is used to explicit, specific,
calculated effect. It is emotional manipulation at its most egregious,
inspiration built on the broadest of platitudes, and drama manufactured
with ultimate cheesiness. And it is for these reasons that we devour it.
By the time she’s belting to the heavens about how it’s “like I’ve been
awakened,” you are too. The song is its own well-tuned, ever-reliable
spiritual alarm clock.
15. “Hold Up”
It’s
so smart to sample the “they don’t love you like I love you” line from
the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ “Maps.” Never has a lyric and melody collided so
effectively to take permanent residence in your head. And rarely is a
lyric and melody so irresistible that once it does you’re not even mad
about it. So when Bey samples it here, it’s the candy fueling the sugar
high. The reggae-meets-bubblegum-pop elements of the song make you
almost delirious—so slyly so that the brilliant furor of the lyrics
almost escapes your mind. “I don’t wanna lose my pride, but I’mma fuck
me up a bitch,” she sings, providing a carefree hymn for a relationship
ritual: the gleeful and unabashed post-breakup rage spiral. The kind you
have to go down in order to ever come up again.
16. “Baby Boy” featuring Sean Paul
It
should be no surprise that “Baby Boy” was such a smash. Sean Paul was
at the prime of his relevance—a word that once was sincerely associated
with Sean Paul—when he teamed up with Bey to create this fire torch of a
dancehall jam. This is where Beyoncé first experiments with the push
and pull between the breathier shades of her voice and the ferociousness
with which she can devour a song. It mirrors the slow grind/hip-shake
demands of the aerobic Latin- and reggae-tinged production, all
exuberantly dripping with shameless summer fun.
17. “Drunk in Love” featuring Jay Z
“I’ve
been drinking, I’ve been drinking…” There’s a grittiness to “Drunk in
Love” that makes its blush-inducing sexuality all the more appealing, a
seediness to the interplay to Bey and Jay Z that makes listening to the
song voyeuristic performance art. Bookend this collaboration with “Crazy
in Love” and see a rare journey of artistic maturity, womanhood, and
sexuality. The superficial focus might be on the raunch of it all, but
not enough credit goes to Bey for the bold and odd vocal embellishments
she gives it—some bedroom tricks, maybe—eventually wailing that
“loooooove” all over that chorus.
18. “Déjà Vu”
While not quite yet willing to submit to the imperfections and experimentation that highlight her eventual work on Beyoncé and Lemonade, “Déjà Vu” sees Bey graduating from the decorum of Dangerously In Love
and succumbing to some of her more feral vocal instincts. The
preternatural confidence Beyoncé had this early in her career often led
to the presumption that smoke and mirrors were masking any shortcomings
in her talent. But how strongly “Déjà Vu” holds up against some of the
more inventive tracks she’s produced in the decade since is a testament
to the grasp she had not only of her skills, but of her star power, even
then.
19. “Upgrade U” featuring Jay Z
For
all the talk of Beyoncé’s studied perfection—and we’ve nearly exhausted
all talk of it here—not enough credit is given to her eccentricity. So
many of the songs she released at the height of her chart-topping days
(in her later albums, Beyoncé’s rocked an admirable DGAF attitude about
radio-friendliness) were remarkably weird for a pop star to be singing.
“Upgrade U,” with all its girl-power swagger, could easily have been a
deep cut from a Destiny’s Child album. But delivered with the singular
pizzazz of this solo star, Beyoncé—duh—upgrades it.
20. “Don’t Hurt Yourself” featuring Jack White
Rare is the song that doubles as a holy shit
moment. Rare is the celebrity that breaks the Internet with her work
rather than her antics. In that context, “Don’t Hurt Yourself” is a
masterpiece. On its own, it’s just damn good. You’re taken aback by the
passion—a vocal inferno—Bey blazes through the song as she takes her
place alongside the great R&B females before her who doubled as
superb rock vocalists. The way she growls the last line—“If you try this
shit again / You gon’ lose your wife”—again titillates with
art-imitating-life parallels to rumors of Jay Z’s cheating. But here’s a
case where the art is more interesting than the life.
21. “Why Don’t You Love Me?”
There’s
something so vivacious about “Why Don’t You Love Me,” the way that its
retro disco beat breathes campy life into it, that makes its desperation
all the more biting. Beyoncé trades a typical tough-as-nails confidence
for a heartwrenching, pleading vocal performance—easily one of the most
interesting and most emotional ones she’s given. Booming with emotion
from the production to the vocals, there’s something about “Why Don’t
You Love Me?” that instantly accelerates your heart, leaving you
exhausted by its last note.
22. “Check On It” featuring Bun B and Slim Thug
One
of the first solo singles Beyoncé released is also one of her most
ambitious. It plays with pace, mood, and expectations, but comes
together with one of her most spectacularly-crafted catchy choruses.
Everything else about it, though, is remarkably unconventional, in
hindsight making it an appropriate introduction for the career that
would follow.
23. “7/11”
There’s
not much substance to “7/11.” Dance instruction spat out plainly by our
dance master gives way to a kind of intoxicating, drunken chorus that
excuses the delirious sing-along delivery of the song’s big moment:
“GURL I WANT TO KICK IT WITH YA.” There are times when Beyoncé excels at
infusing her club bangers with emotions—empowerment, love, sex—but
“7/11” is refreshing for its utter simplicity. Just dance, dammit.
24. “Diva”
This
song is all about swagger. It’s the kind of swagger we maybe didn’t
think Beyoncé could deliver. It’s the kind of swagger, it turns out, she
excels at. The song itself thumps along almost tunelessly, leaving its
diva exposed. The only thing that can sell it is her attitude, and that
ends up being the song’s biggest endorsement.
25. “Sandcastles”
Does “Sandcastles” stand alone, or at least pack as much of an emotional wallop, when its not grieved through as part of the Lemonade
experience, where it’s a ballad of catharsis, forgiveness, and healing
punctuating an entire album of relationship-reckoning? It’s too soon
after the tidal wave of Lemonade’s release to separate the
track’s impact from that emotional journey. Nonetheless, “Sandcastles”
is proof that when Beyoncé is stripped of the trappings of her
production, she’s perhaps more powerful than ever. The piano chords
can’t disguise the woundedness in her voice, nor do we want them to.
When the song crescendos and the notes get stuck in her throat, lumps
are lodged in our own.
26. “I Was Here” (listen)
27. “Freedom”
28. “Blow” (listen)
29. “Naughty Girl” (listen)
30. “Sweet Dreams”
31. “Freakum Dress” (listen)
32. “Grown Woman”
33. “Run the World (Girls)”
34. “1+1”
35. “Daddy’s Lessons”
36. “Listen” (listen)
37. “6 Inch”
38. “Telephone” (watch)
39. “Work It Out”
40. “Ego”
41. “Video Phone” (listen)
42. “Party”
43. “Yes”
44. “Best Thing I Never Had” (listen)
45. “I Care”
46. “Jealous”
47. “Haunted” (listen)
48. “All Night”
49. “Standing on the Sun” (listen)
50. “If I Were a Boy” (listen)
Beyoncé’s 50 Best Songs get ranked
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